Texting Time

What are your fondest memories of any relationship? 

The infancy of any relationship is extremely important. You do not owe him anything at this stage, so feel free to adopt a persona, someone that is intriguing and self confident. Yes you can. It's not lying; it's suggestive information that assists in attracting men. Everyone enjoys being someone else, even if for just a day.

When you're sent a text or ever asked the question "so, what have you been up to" your response should incorporate the following.

 

- You’ve been busy, fun busy

- Gym

- Something creative

- Any type of social function.

- Rock climbing

- Shooting range

- Sexpo

- Any type of media event

- Fashion show

- Theatre

- Insert topics that make you smile

You get the point? Anything that tells me you're an interesting human that hasn't been waiting by the phone for my text or phone call. In regards to that, when you're in the courting stages, and a male attempts to contact you, please Do not do the following:

- Answer the call immediately, in fact don't answer

- Respond to a text within 45 mins

- Call him back within 15 mins if you do miss the   call

- If he doesn’t answer your return call, PLEASE  DO NOT  send him a text saying.... I'm sorry I missed you're call, I just missed it, I tried to call you but didn't answer, anyway, call me, I'll answer for sure next time.

This tells me two things: 

1. You’re desperate.

2. It will be extremely easy for me to get laid. 

I get it, this part of the relationship sucks, however it's like building a house, it all starts with the foundation. These first actions and reactions set the theme and the tone of the relationship. Do us both a favor and make sure it's built solidly. Later in the blog I'll show you how to find cracks and ways you can repair them.

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Till the next time you have the pleasure of receiving me in your inbox.

iPhone, "Smartphone" ... Not so smart

I'd like to reiterate a statistic that I have mentioned in a previous post: We check our "smartphone" an average of 150 times a day.

150 times! 

Now, Let's say most of us sleep at least 8 hours of a night, that leaves you with 16 hours of the day to play with your device (hopefully most of you have some alternative form of vibrating device to play with). We can safely say that we check our "smartphone" almost every 6 minutes! 

The reason I have reiterated this statistic is simply because I am inundated with a similar question from many of you. 

Why does he take so long to reply to my text, email or phone call? Most of you live in hope that he hasn't seen the message yet, you keep telling yourselves, "oh,he must be busy"...he's not. 

He's seen your message and he's doing one of a few things:

Smiling and sharing your message, possibly gloating to himself or his friends  or thinking about how should he respond, as most men do not have a way with words. 

However, the most likely reason there is no message tone or vibrating reverberation from your "Smartphone" is simply because, he is NOT FUCKING INTERESTED!

I apologise for my bluntness, however I feel it's required in this instance, for many of you live in hope, hope that he is not like the rest of us and doesn't check his "smartphone" as often as the next person. Sadly, your friends may also support your illogical frame of mind and agree with you. 

Which brings me to my next point. Busy: If that's the response he's coughing up because it's taken him 6 hours to respond, Its a lie. Its simply to buy time, blow you off. That so called "time" is bought so he can have space, think and respond to the messages he feels require his attention. If you haven't heard back in 24 hours, then you don't have his attention nor should you want it. Move on. Again, He's not fucking interested.

I get it, you all hate the games. Why can't he just tell you if he's interested or not. This is not how men think, we are constantly on the lookout for something better. Better job, better house, better car...better female companion. There is method to his madness as there should be to yours. Trust in what I'm about to tell you, these small phrases will keep most men on the hook and you may even hang onto him, if he's someone you really want. (This will have to be my next post - I'm busy)

Leave a message below. Hit that like button, copy and paste this link in and email and send to your friends. Sharing is caring, even if you're both competing for the same guy. 

Till the next time you have the pleasure of receiving me in your inbox.

YES. 150 times a day. Click here, I'm not making this stuff up.

Single female looking for...

2013! 

Happiest new years to all of my fanatical followers. I appreciate the love. Touli, good things come to those who wait. ;-)

My sincere apologies for not  posting earlier. (Insert any male excuse you've heard before). I will not attempt to insult your intelligence.  

It has come to my attention that some women have followed the Sex and the City story a tad too closely:  Girls nights out frequenting bars/dating sites/gyms?!! -  searching for Mr.Right and then complaining that all you've found is Mr. He never calls or texts me back. 

Whilst a great TV show it may be, Mr. Big marrying Carrie took 6 seasons, 96 episodes and a drab feature film for them to get hitched, so what's the rush? (I still don't know what the second film was about...anyone???!!)

I've spoken/responded to many a female's query about the waiting game and why if it's good for the goose (apt description) then why is it not good for the gander. There is a reasonable simple answer that dates back as far as history. Men!

Yes we crave the Wonder Woman who can suck a golf ball through a garden hose, but this is real life, it's not Hugh Hefner's latest edition of Playboy. We all love the idea that our woman is promiscuous behind closed doors, but this is something we want to find out a little further down the track than our first evening together. Here's why:

The youth of today has been privy to information and elicit footage that the Y Generation had to experience through embarrassing and somewhat exciting trial and error. These promiscuous youths of today are offering services that some adults still haven't experienced. Some services I still haven't experienced.

So let's break it down from a male perspective. I'm offered an evening of minimal discussion with maximum exertion and the ability to walk away with no questions asked. I'm taking it...8-10 times. Believe it or not, this becomes monotonous and boring to the best of us. We search for something more. Something different, something that reminds us that we enjoy the chase, the thrill of not knowing the inevitable. Men are primal and we love to be rewarded for things we do well...courting you for example.

This is a positive for you. It comes down to what you're willing to give, or in this case not give to get what you want. I understand that you also have needs, you may enjoy sex and the occasional orgasm. 

Buy a vibrator. The average time men last in bed is 12 minutes. Think about that for a moment... that means there is a heap of men that can pleasure stroke you for 8 minutes or less! You're really not missing out on that much. Surely that vibrating enjoyment device can save you some precious time till you find the man that wants to break the 12 minute barrier. 

Feel free to leave a comment below (anonymous if you wish).

Ill be in touch sooner than your last male companion.