Tip: MEN ARE SIMPLE
I am highlighting and capitalizing this for you, not because I think you are simple-minded, but simply because this is one statement that you need to lock into your mind. Pass it on to your friends, daughters and granddaughters. Immediately.
Most men have an extremely hard time understanding our favorite subject...YOU. Women. Ironic, huh? That’s also the reason I read and re-read all the "pick-up" books, because men have little to no clue about the way women think. It’s safe to say you feel the same way about men. Enter Kent Clark and his blog.
Though we are simple creatures, we come in many forms. Below are two extreme examples of men you will most likely never encounter in your life. However, like Big Foot or the Loch Ness monster, some believe that these men do exist. After watching these videos you will further understand my previous post about the necessity of “the list”.
Notice the two extremes. One is based on primal instincts. The other has been spawned since the dawn of time, based on the fairytale that most women want in their personal lives.
Sadly for you, most men can’t deliver the complete fairytale that most of you have been brought up to believe is true. We are simply not built that way. We struggle with real emotion, unless we are watching some form of entertainment or sport. If we do show emotions during that time, you will inevitably kill the mood by posing questions that are irrelevant for that time and place. "Does my bum look big in this?", I hope you all realize that there is no correct answer for this question at any time, let alone whilst we are perusing a major sporting event.
Nowadays, most men show their love for their partners by posting on Facebook: I am in a relationship. If he really likes you, he may even mention your name and the current status of said relationship. Yes, this has made it easier for men to communicate their feelings. It may not be the “you complete me” moment you always dreamed of, but to the average male it means just as much.
As days and blogs go by, I will elaborate on the differences between men and women. I will highlight the traits of both good and bad men, assisting you in avoiding the type who may lead you on a merry dance.
So, if you are in a relationship and he doesn’t have your name posted on his Facebook page and you do, ask him why.
If you are in a relationship for longer than 6 weeks, yet you haven’t met his friends, family or work colleagues…ask yourself why.
If you ever randomly bump into one of his friends or “acquaintances” and he introduces you as his friend, or worse yet, as just “Hi, this is” “insert your name”, tell him to fuck off.
Till the next time I type.